Cherry Picking The Diamonds From The Stock Market

What are the three most undervalued stocks on the market?

What makes them undervalued?
I'm curious to see what people think, not looking to dump my money in a stock based on your avatar's smile. If I wanted Mutual Funds info, i'd ask that question. I used to work at MFS in Boston, so i know where to put my money, and have a strong earning portfolio that is diverse as Angelina Jolie's kids. Thanks taranto for your pompous and long winded answer!

DELL, TM, EEP are undervalued because they are worth more than their current price.